Saturday, January 31, 2009

IT IS TIME TO ACT!

> Holy Shit. Sorry about that. But a lot has happened in the first week of the new regime.....I mean administration. Obama's 1st executive order is to close Club Gitmo, yes, your tropical retreat from the stresses of jihad is now being foreclosed on by Comrade Obama.

This has made myself do a lot of soul searching, and being a native New Yorker who was present during 9/11, I have decided that even terrorists have feelings too. They should not be kicked out and lose the prayer blankets, Korans, soccer time in the fields, and the three squares we provide. Not to mention more rights under the Constitution than the average American. Why shouldn't they have more rights then us, I mean they just want to kill us all. Nothing wrong with that.

So the action we are taking here on behalf of CURLEYSCORNER.com and supported by the 'Stache, is the beginning of the ADOPT A TERRORIST PROGRAM.



I CALL KHALID SHEIK MOHAMMAD!

















That's my boy BLUE! Anyway, all you need is a couple of things.

1. Prayer blanket, preferably something nice and soft on the knees.
2. A Koran.
3. A Soccer ball or two.
4. Space to roam and play.
5. Plenty of sunlight
6. Located in a moderate temperature zone.
7. Palm trees are preferred, however not required

*****Water boarding entirely optional*****

So join up, shoot me an email. It's first come first serve for your own Terrorist!

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

New Location!

Team Wolverines,

As you know we are now the resistance. We will be know as the WOLVERINES! Please go to www.DOUCHESTACHE.com I am the guest political analysis. This seems to be a permanent gig, so checl back as Curleyscorner grows and branches out. The "Stache" as I like to call it, is a satirical site, it has tech reviews, movies and music talk, and other random stuff. They were looking to get some serious political coverage from the right and left. So I got chosen for the conservative viewpoint, and my counterpart from Beantown, Al Liber, got chosen for the left.

Check it out our debate and differing views, before Comrade Obama legistlates against conservative speech.

GO WOLVERINES!

PS- CURLEYSCORNER.com IS NOT DEAD. I will be putting on the occasional special article that will not be found anywhere else. It is also the one stop shop for your CURLEYIZATION of the WORLD Gear!