This has made myself do a lot of soul searching, and being a native New Yorker who was present during 9/11, I have decided that even terrorists have feelings too. They should not be kicked out and lose the prayer blankets, Korans, soccer time in the fields, and the three squares we provide. Not to mention more rights under the Constitution than the average American. Why shouldn't they have more rights then us, I mean they just want to kill us all. Nothing wrong with that.
So the action we are taking here on behalf of CURLEYSCORNER.com and supported by the 'Stache, is the beginning of the ADOPT A TERRORIST PROGRAM.

That's my boy BLUE! Anyway, all you need is a couple of things.
1. Prayer blanket, preferably something nice and soft on the knees.
2. A Koran.
3. A Soccer ball or two.
4. Space to roam and play.
5. Plenty of sunlight
6. Located in a moderate temperature zone.
7. Palm trees are preferred, however not required
*****Water boarding entirely optional*****
So join up, shoot me an email. It's first come first serve for your own Terrorist!



